April 11, 2012

Goodbye Lie Diaries- Peeperisms

1880s
Fernandina on Amelia Island, Florida

Grandmother Peeper writes: 
Before I meet my Maker, I wanna pass on some a what my kin calls Peeperisms.  They're things I'm athinkin' are inerestin' and if'n theys not writ down, they they might get forgot. Some I heard over the years, some I make up. It makes no nevermind. They's all fun.

Did you know that white cats are oft deaf?

If you hang a boot upside down, the weather will change.

Don't never drink milk and eat fish together or else your shirt will wrinkle.

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