Eccentric?

I often carry the following, all at one time: two purses (an everyday purse and an evening bag), one of those recycled grocery bags that holds things like snail mail to read, my spiral notebook listing stuff I have to  do, coupons (usually expired), stinky perfume and the receipt to return that stinky perfume, a sweater with one button missing, stale sugarless gum, a snack/water bag and my beloved laptop in its own handy-dandy carrying case with a luggage tag which reads, Are we there yet? Some say I'm eccentric. I say, I'm ready for anything and I'm building upper body strength.  :-)

Bruce, my husband, just commented: So which purse will you take with you to the looney bin when they cart you off?