This is the ditty swirling about in my head. I invite you to sing along to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell.I have a brand new vice.
I think it's very nice.
Although it's not too good for me,
I want to do it twice.
Now picture me with it.
A lot or just a bit.
I can pig out, without a doubt.
I'll not get sick a whit!
It's chocolate, so you see,
This is my fervent plea.
I'll give to you the recipe,
But drop down on one knee.
Chocolate Vice Recipe:
One box of #brownie mix on sale (BOGO is best.)
Water to taste
One Fork
In a small glass of your choosing, keeping in mind a fancy champagne or wine goblet will make the tasting even more festive, pour at least a 1/4 cup of dry brownie mix into the glass. Dribble a slight amount of water on top and stir with the fork. Repeat and repeat and repeat ...
Oh, I just realized I'm saving money, too, by making this chocolate recipe! To that end, here are some new lyrics to my ditty:
I have a brand new tip.
You'll thank me quite a bit.
No oven heat or eggs or oil,
Just happiness to the lip!
See, I told you it's fun in my world.
-Jane Marie
