Goodbye Lie Diaries - Another Peeperism

1880s
Fernandina on Amelia Island, Florida

Grandmother Peeper

Grandmother Peeper, player in Amelia Island's GOODBYE LIE Triology writes:

If'n you are one a them folks who's so pig headed, ya won't change your ways fer nothin' or ya always dun somethin' one way and, by wingle, you won't never do it no other way, well, my friend, you are what I call a rut-stucker.  Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. You are stuck in a rut. Ain't nothing' ta be proud of. Don't be like that Aunt Noreen.  Why Noreena is such a rut-stucker, she still wears that same smelly perfume which I'm aguessin' she must make herself out in the barn cause it smells like...like what she finds in the barn. How poor Clabe ever got close enough ta her ta produce two children is beyond my knowin'. That man must have a stopped up smeller, is all I kin think. So Noreena is a rut-stucker fer certain!  And who ever wants ta be like her is crazy. So just don't be.

Goodbye Lie Diaries - More Peeperisms

1880s
Fernandina, Florida

Grandmother Peeper* writes: 

If'n the sky is blue and the sea, too, the sun will glow but moonlight says no.

Eat a green apple and your blood will stay sweet.

Pick a flower in the rain and your sister will git married within the year.

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2012
Fernandina Beach, Florida

Jane Marie writes:

Dearest Peeper,

You never fail to amaze me with your unconventional wisdom. Oh behalf of all YOUR fans, please continue to enlighten us!

*Grandmother Peeper is part of the Dunnigan family of Fernandina on Amelia Island, Florida from my fictional historical Goodbye Lie series- jmm

Goodbye Lie Diaries- Peeperisms

1880s
Fernandina on Amelia Island, Florida

Grandmother Peeper writes: 
Before I meet my Maker, I wanna pass on some a what my kin calls Peeperisms.  They're things I'm athinkin' are inerestin' and if'n theys not writ down, they they might get forgot. Some I heard over the years, some I make up. It makes no nevermind. They's all fun.

Did you know that white cats are oft deaf?

If you hang a boot upside down, the weather will change.

Don't never drink milk and eat fish together or else your shirt will wrinkle.